TOMBSTONE (1993)
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ACTOR: VAL KILMER'S HOTTEST PERFORMANCE EVER. HE'S THE KIND OF WEIRDO THAT I THINK IRL DOC PROBABLY WAS SO HE'S AN EXCELLENT CHOICE EVEN IF HE IS GENERALLY FAR TOO THICC TO PLAY SOMEONE AS SKINNY AS DOC WAS. I'D BET HIS METHOD ACTING ASS LOST A TON OF WEIGHT FOR THIS FILM.

MOUSTACHE: PENCIL-THIN! IT BARELY OBSTRUCTS HIS IDENTITY AT ALL. I'D ASK WHAT THEY WERE THINKING BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY WERE THINKING :9

TUBURCULOSITY: 10/10. THE MOST TUBURCULOSED DOC HOLLIDAY PORTRAYAL I'VE SEEN SO FAR. I HAVEN'T WATCHED ALL THE OLD MOVIES SO I'M NOT SURE IF IT IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST, BUT YOU BELIEVE IN EVERY SCENE THAT HE HAS THE DISEASE AND IS ACTIVELY DYING OF IT IN A WAY THAT HAS A DRAMAGIC EFFECT ON EVERY CHOICE HE MAKES.

GAMBLING MAN: HE SPENDS OVER HALF OF HIS SCENES GAMBLING, SO Y. HE'S AN EXCELLENT GAMBLER AND HIS ONLY LIABILITY IS HIS TUBURCULOSIS. SOME OF HIS BEST CHARACTER ESTABLISHMENT SCENES ARE AT THE POKER TABLE!

FEELINGS ABOUT WYATT EARP: THIS IS OBJECTIVELY THE LEAST HOMO DOC/WYATT RELATIONSHIP I'VE SEEN. THEY GIVE MOST OF THE SEXUAL TENSION DOC USUALLY SHARES WITH WYATT TO RINGO INSTEAD, WHICH IS A DECISION THAT I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN FAULT THEM FOR GIVEN HOW MUCH HOTTER RINGO IS THAN WYATT. STILL, DOC LOVES WYATT SO THEY DON'T FUCK THIS ASPECT OF HIS CHARACTER OVER ENTIRELY.

BONUS SECTION OF THINGS THAT DO NOT NECESSARILY AFFECT DOC'S HOTNESS BUT USUALLY COME UP:
DOES HE ACTIVELY BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS? LOL YES. REPEATEDLY.
BIG NOSE KATE: IL THE ACTRESS BUT IT'S MY LEAST FAVORITE PORTRAYAL OF HER SRY2SAY. DNW HER TO BE JUST AN EXTENSION OF DOC. I'M GLAD SHE EXISTS AND IS IN THE MOVIE AS MUCH AS SHE IS, WHICH IS MOAR THAN MOST KATES.

DOC HOLLIDAY HOTNESS QUOTIENT: 10. HOTTEST DOC HOLLIDAY BY A LANDSLIDE. THIS DOC IS HOT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ME!

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